It was an ordinary day when I sent my husband this picture, showing me with our neighbor’s horse. I didn’t think much of it. I’d been helping out at the […]
A Jehovah Witness knocked on my door last night. I asked him in, sat him down, made him a cup of tea, and said, “Right, what do you want to […]
3 men die on Christmas Eve, to get into heaven. St. Peter says, “You must have something on you that represents Christmas.” The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says, […]
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending all his wages. When he finally […]
Sarah, a dedicated cowgirl, decided to surprise her husband, David, with a playful picture. She dressed in her favorite cowgirl outfit and posed by the horse pen, hoping to capture […]
A man said to his wife one day, ‘I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.’ The wife responded, ‘Allow me […]
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. She […]
A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: ‘You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!’ The officer laughs and says, ‘Are […]
One thing that really grinds my gears is people being needlessly noisy in a closed public space. It can be anything from screaming at their friends or playing music out […]
This 89-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati, he asked her, ‘What did you steal?’ She replied, ‘A can of peaches.’ The judge […]
