A Blonde’s Question About Distance
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking… and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?” The […]
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking… and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?” The […]
The new preacher moves his things into his new office and comes across the former pastor, taking his items out. The former pastor says, “I left three envelopes in your […]
A businessman got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.” She […]
A woman visits her husband in pr-son. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!” The officer laughs and says, “Are […]
When you fall in love with someone, you usually believe it’s forever. The reality is that things don’t always turn out as expected and people get separated all the time. […]
Clever responses often lead to unexpected and humorous outcomes which remind us of the power of humor and quick thinking in our daily interactions. Most times, well-timed jokes can help […]
Who doesn’t enjoy good jokes? I know I love them, because they can easily brighten my day. Some jokes are old as gold, and the following one certainly falls into that […]
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of V pills in his son’s medicine cabinet, he […]
So a truck driver is driving through the country when he sees a penguin in the middle of the road. He pulls over and looks around, but can’t see anyone. […]
A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how much is 7 * […]