Sometimes you keep things from your family and friends because you’re not sure how they would react if they knew. Maybe you’re a big tough guy with a secret fear […]
A young blonde pilot is in her first flying lesson in a two-seater plane. Her instructor all of a sudden gets a heart attack and dies. ‘May day! May day! […]
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are […]
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. “Why?” asks the father. “The teacher asked, ‘How much is 2×3?’ I said, ‘6.’” “But that’s right.” […]
A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse: He could not control his curiosity and […]
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed […]
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking… and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?” The […]
The new preacher moves his things into his new office and comes across the former pastor, taking his items out. The former pastor says, “I left three envelopes in your […]
A businessman got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.” She […]
A woman visits her husband in pr-son. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!” The officer laughs and says, “Are […]
