You Won’t Believe How This Wife Clapped Back at Her Husband’s Comment!
A man said to his wife one day, ‘I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.’ The wife responded, ‘Allow me […]
A man said to his wife one day, ‘I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.’ The wife responded, ‘Allow me […]
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. She […]
A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: ‘You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!’ The officer laughs and says, ‘Are […]
One thing that really grinds my gears is people being needlessly noisy in a closed public space. It can be anything from screaming at their friends or playing music out […]
This 89-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati, he asked her, ‘What did you steal?’ She replied, ‘A can of peaches.’ The judge […]
Sometimes you keep things from your family and friends because you’re not sure how they would react if they knew. Maybe you’re a big tough guy with a secret fear […]
A young blonde pilot is in her first flying lesson in a two-seater plane. Her instructor all of a sudden gets a heart attack and dies. ‘May day! May day! […]
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are […]
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. “Why?” asks the father. “The teacher asked, ‘How much is 2×3?’ I said, ‘6.’” “But that’s right.” […]
A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse: He could not control his curiosity and […]