The Husband, The Twist, and the Epic Comeback – LOL
A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered weapon and yelled, “I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber […]
Little Johnny’s TV Channel Math Answer Will Have You In Stitches!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28, and 44?” Little Johnny quickly replied, […]
This Pastor Left a Note at Someone’s Door—The Response Left Him in Stitches!
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks […]
This Family Tradition Seemed Magical Until the Truth Came Out!
Sean had long heard of the story of a family tradition. It seems that his father, his grandfather, and his great grandfather had all been able to walk on water […]
This Burglar Didn’t Expect What Happened When He Broke In—The Twist Will Leave You Laughing!
Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around, he heard a voice say, ‘Jesus is watching you.’ He looked around and saw nothing. […]
You Won’t Believe What Happened When This Man Tried to Impress a Woman!
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he […]
“Knock Knock!!” Jehovah’s Witness Knock Turns into an Unexpected Surprise
A Jehovah Witness knocked on my door last night. I asked him in, sat him down, made him a cup of tea, and said, “Right, what do you want to […]
The Christmas Joke
3 men die on Christmas Eve, to get into heaven. St. Peter says, “You must have something on you that represents Christmas.” The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says, […]
This Husband’s Response to His Wife Will Leave You Laughing!
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending all his wages. When he finally […]
You Won’t Believe How This Wife Clapped Back at Her Husband’s Comment!
A man said to his wife one day, ‘I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.’ The wife responded, ‘Allow me […]
