Husband’s “Sweet” Description Backfires In An Unexpected Way
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, […]
What Happens When a Senior Citizen Joins the Wrong Club? You Won’t Believe This!
Yesterday my SON e-mailed me asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time. Like sitting around playing on my computer is not a good thing? I asked. Talking […]
What Happens When You Marry a Woman from Alabama? You Won’t Believe the Ending!
IF YOU MARRY AN ALABAMA WOMAN Three friends married women from different parts of the country. The first man married a woman from Indiana. He told her that she was… […]
This Parrot Did WHAT After Taking a Pill? You Won’t Believe It!
A parrot swallows a V-pill. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. ‘How come you […]
She Thought Heaven Would Be a Sweet Reunion—What Her Husband Said Will Shock You!
A husband died. A few years later the wife died. As she got to heaven she saw her husband and ran up to him with tears in her eyes. ‘Darling, […]
The Bus Stop Dilemma: A Husband’s Quick-Witted Walk with a Blind Man
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their 9 children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it […]
The Husband, The Twist, and the Epic Comeback – LOL
A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered weapon and yelled, “I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber […]
Little Johnny’s TV Channel Math Answer Will Have You In Stitches!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28, and 44?” Little Johnny quickly replied, […]
This Pastor Left a Note at Someone’s Door—The Response Left Him in Stitches!
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks […]
This Family Tradition Seemed Magical Until the Truth Came Out!
Sean had long heard of the story of a family tradition. It seems that his father, his grandfather, and his great grandfather had all been able to walk on water […]
