A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm… What happens next is hilarious
A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm and says, “I’d like to buy a horth.” “What sort of horse?” asks the owner. “A female horth,” replies the […]
THE BLONDE JOKE TO PUT AN END TO ALL BLONDE JOKES
THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde […]
An Elderly Man’s Last Words Before Surgery Will Leave You Speechless!
An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to be performed by his son, a renowned surgeon. Just before they would put him under, he asked to speak […]
Little Johnny Outsmarts Everyone! You Won’t Believe His Technique…
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little […]
This Husband’s ‘Sweet’ Compliment Almost Got Him Knocked Out!
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, […]
Husband’s “Sweet” Description Backfires In An Unexpected Way
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, […]
What Happens When a Senior Citizen Joins the Wrong Club? You Won’t Believe This!
Yesterday my SON e-mailed me asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time. Like sitting around playing on my computer is not a good thing? I asked. Talking […]
What Happens When You Marry a Woman from Alabama? You Won’t Believe the Ending!
IF YOU MARRY AN ALABAMA WOMAN Three friends married women from different parts of the country. The first man married a woman from Indiana. He told her that she was… […]
This Parrot Did WHAT After Taking a Pill? You Won’t Believe It!
A parrot swallows a V-pill. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. ‘How come you […]
She Thought Heaven Would Be a Sweet Reunion—What Her Husband Said Will Shock You!
A husband died. A few years later the wife died. As she got to heaven she saw her husband and ran up to him with tears in her eyes. ‘Darling, […]
