Molly Harper sat quietly next to her mother’s casket, her wheelchair softly swaying on the cool grass of the cemetery. The autumn sun hung low in the sky, stretching shadows […]
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their 9 children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it […]
A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered weapon and yelled, “I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber […]
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28, and 44?” Little Johnny quickly replied, […]
A Jehovah Witness knocked on my door last night. I asked him in, sat him down, made him a cup of tea, and said, “Right, what do you want to […]
3 men die on Christmas Eve, to get into heaven. St. Peter says, “You must have something on you that represents Christmas.” The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says, […]
Have you ever gazed up at the sky and noticed colorful spheres dangling from the power lines? You may have wondered what those signs are for or why they exist. […]
When buying groceries, we often focus on the brand and expiration date. However, when selecting fruits and vegetables, we tend to choose the ripe ones that look good. Fruits and […]
A businessman got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.” She […]
A woman visits her husband in pr-son. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!” The officer laughs and says, “Are […]
