A man left for work one Friday afternoon. Instead of

going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting

with the boys and spending all his wages. When he

finally got home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his

very angry wife. After two hours, she stopped nagging and said,

“How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or

three days?” He replied, “That would be fine with me.” Monday went by and he

didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with

the same results. Thursday,

the swelling went down just enough for him to see her a little out of

the corner of his left eye.