My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said

in a tired voice, ‘There’s something I must confess.’

‘Shhh,’ I said, ‘there’s nothing to confess. Everything’s

alright.’

‘No, I must die in peace. I

slept with your brother, your best friend, his best friend, and

your father!’

‘I know,’ I whispered. ‘That’s why

I p0isoned you, now close your eyes!!’