So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in

front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of

toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me

what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said,

I knew that. What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being

super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for

B*tt Licking Dog. She said

B*tt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to

lick my b*tt clean because I can’t seem to

be able to find toilet paper because of

hoarders. The cashier

completely lost it.