A wife, being the romantic sort, sent

her husband a text:

‘If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you

are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating,

send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you

are crying, send me your tears. I love you!’

The husband, typically

non-romantic, replied:

‘I am on the toilet. Please advise.’