This Wife Sent the Sweetest Message, But Her Husband’s Reply Will Have You Laughing!
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent
her husband a text:
‘If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you
are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating,
send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you
are crying, send me your tears. I love you!’
The husband, typically
non-romantic, replied:
‘I am on the toilet. Please advise.’
