A woman with small b***s buys an old mirror from an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
The next morning, she playfully says, “Mirror, mirror on my door, make my b***s size 44!”
There in a flash of light, her b***s grow to enormous proportions. She immediately runs down to her husband, and tells him the startling news.
They both go upstairs to the bathroom, and the husband crosses his fingers, and says, “Mirror, mirror on my door, make my p***s touch the floor!”
There’s a flash of light, and both his legs fall off!
Expanded and Explained:
In a charming little town, tucked away among cobblestone streets and delightful antique shops, there lived a woman named Clara. Clara had a whimsical sense of humor and a knack for discovering unique treasures. On a bright, sunny afternoon, she came across an antique shop that she had never seen before. The dusty windows revealed a collection of curiosities: elaborate clocks, delicate porcelain figurines, and a strange mirror framed with intricate wood carvings.
The shopkeeper, a kind old man with a sparkle in his eye, saw Clara’s fascination with the mirror. “Ah, you’ve discovered something truly special,” he remarked, a knowing smile spreading across his face. “This isn’t just a regular mirror; it’s rumored to have the power to grant wishes.” Just be cautious about what you hope for. Clara chuckled, brushing off the warning as just a clever sales tactic, and impulsively chose to purchase the mirror.
When Clara got home, she hung the mirror on the bathroom door, enjoying how it brought a bit of vintage charm to the space. That evening, while she gazed at her reflection, a thought suddenly came to her. With a playful grin, she stood in front of the mirror and cheerfully declared, “Mirror, mirror on my door, make my b***s size 44!” She chuckled at her own foolishness and headed off to bed.
The next morning, Clara woke up feeling… different. She looked down and gasped in shock. Her whimsical dream had finally become a reality! Her chest had grown to an absurd size, completely defying all sense of logic and gravity. With a mix of shock and excitement, she dashed over to her husband, Greg, who was savoring his morning coffee.
“Hey, Greg!” “You’re not going to believe this!” she said, pulling him up the stairs. When they got to the bathroom, Clara gestured toward the mirror and began to share her story. Greg, always the doubter, lifted an eyebrow but found it hard to dispute the proof right in front of him. Curious, he chose to try out the mirror for himself.
With a confident stance, Greg crossed his fingers and proclaimed, “Mirror, mirror on my door, make my p***s touch the floor!” The words lingered in the atmosphere as a sudden burst of light illuminated the room. As the light faded away, Clara let out a gasp. Greg glanced down and came to a standstill. He lay flat on the floor, his legs no longer there.
The couple sat in shocked silence, trying to wrap their heads around the strange turn of events. Clara let out a nervous laugh, shattering the silence that hung in the air. “You know, you really did get what you asked for,” she remarked, attempting to bring a little levity to the situation. Greg shot her a glare, yet he couldn’t suppress a chuckle at how absurd the whole situation was.
The news about the enchanted mirror traveled fast throughout their town. Neighbors and friends stopped by, all excited to hear the story and catch a glimpse of the now-famous mirror. The shopkeeper, after hearing the news, made his way to see Clara and Greg. He felt no shock upon discovering their situation.
“This mirror seems to have a personality,” he said. “It fulfills wishes, but there’s always a catch.” That’s the reason it has changed hands so many times, with each new owner discovering the impact their words can have.
Clara and Greg chose to hold onto the mirror, seeing it as a reminder to be cautious about their wishes. As time went on, Greg learned to adjust to his new situation with a prosthetic, while Clara discovered ways to cope with her changed proportions. The couple even gained a bit of fame, telling their story as a funny warning to others.
The mirror quietly rested on the bathroom door, its shiny surface concealing countless secrets. Visitors frequently inquired about trying their luck, but Clara and Greg consistently offered the same piece of advice: “Think carefully.” The mirror pays attention, but it has a mischievous streak.
Ultimately, the enchanted mirror imparted a priceless lesson to the couple about the importance of gratitude and seeing things from a different angle. Even though they couldn’t take back their wishes, they discovered happiness in their shared laughter and the unique adventure that drew them closer together. What about the mirror? It stood there, an enigmatic treasure, quietly anticipating its next hopeful possessor.
