This Bus Driver Had No Idea What This Old Lady Was Really Doing with the Peanuts!
An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts…
so the driver happily munches them.
Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts…
Driver: Why don’t you eat them yourself?
Old lady: I can’t chew. Look,
I have no teeth…
Driver: Then why do you buy them?
Old lady:
“Oh, I just love the chocolates around them.”