An ugly, fat, bad woman with two kids enters Wal Mart,

shouting angrily at the kids with no reason.

The man at the reception says cheerfully to her:

‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Cute kids! Are they twins?’

The horrible woman stopped shouting, just enough to say,

‘Hell, they’re not twins… The older is 9 and the other is 7! Are you blind or just stupid?’

‘No madam… I’m neither blind nor stupid… I just

can’t get that there’s a man out there

who had slept with you twice.’