What Happens When You Marry a Woman from Alabama? You Won’t Believe the Ending!

IF YOU MARRY AN ALABAMA WOMAN

Three friends married women from different parts of the country.

The first man married a woman from Indiana. He told her that she was… to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days,

but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Michigan. He gave his wife orders to do all the cleaning, wash dishes, and prepare gourmet meals. The first day

he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Alabama. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, the dishes washed, the lawn mowed, the laundry washed and ironed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn’t see anything, and the second day he didn’t see anything,

but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself

a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

IF YOU LIKED THE JOKE, SHARE IT WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY SO YOU CAN BRIGHTEN THEIR DAY TOO.

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