What Happens When a Senior Citizen Joins the Wrong Club? You Won’t Believe This!

Yesterday my SON e-mailed me asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time.

Like sitting around playing on my computer is not a good thing? I asked.

Talking about my “doing-something-useful” seems to be his favorite topic of conversation.

He said he was “only thinking of me”, he said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the ladies. I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on him.

I e-mailed him and told him that I had joined a Parachute Club.

He replied, “Are you nuts? You are 60 years old and now you’re going to start jumping out of airplanes?”

I told him that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to him.

He immediately telephoned me and yelled, “Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses?!

This is a Membership to a Pr*stitute Club, not a Parachute Club.”

“Oh man, I’m in trouble again, I said, I really don’t know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!”

The line went quiet and his friend picked up the phone and said that my son had fainted.

Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun…..🤣🥒 Stolen from a friend.

Share it with friends and family to brighten their day too!

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