HOW I LEARNED TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS:

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,

and all the patients were shouting, ’13…13…13.’

The fence was too high to see over,

but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick,

then they all started shouting, ’14…14…14.’