The Husband, The Twist, and the Epic Comeback – LOL
A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered weapon and yelled, “I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber […]
A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered weapon and yelled, “I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber […]
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28, and 44?” Little Johnny quickly replied, […]
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks […]
It was just a casual picture. I had taken it while out in the countryside, sitting on the back of an old four-wheeler, enjoying the golden hour. The breeze was […]
Sean had long heard of the story of a family tradition. It seems that his father, his grandfather, and his great grandfather had all been able to walk on water […]
Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around, he heard a voice say, ‘Jesus is watching you.’ He looked around and saw nothing. […]
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he […]
It was an ordinary day when I sent my husband this picture, showing me with our neighbor’s horse. I didn’t think much of it. I’d been helping out at the […]
A Jehovah Witness knocked on my door last night. I asked him in, sat him down, made him a cup of tea, and said, “Right, what do you want to […]
3 men die on Christmas Eve, to get into heaven. St. Peter says, “You must have something on you that represents Christmas.” The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says, […]