A wife comes home late one night and

quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket,

she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. She reaches

for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as

hard as she can. Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to

have a drink. As she enters, she sees

her husband there, reading a magazine. He says,

‘Hi darling, your parents have come

to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom. Did you

say hello?’